have you ever eaten ass?
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18
Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!
When he doesn’t know what to do with the booty
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
um there’s a lot of smut I need to read.